Today is Maxine's birthday.
Eight months ago she was standing by her mother's bedside watching her slip away. It had been three awful months suffering with cancer and treatment. Then she was gone. Today is Max's birthday and she remembers her mom always called at 10:38 am to wish her happy birthday. Then her mom would tell her all about the day she was born - the excitement - the anticipation - her dad's crazy drive to the hospital - and finally Maxine's own arrival at 10:38 am.
As all these memories flood through her mind, her phone vibrates with an incoming text message. It's from her mother. The message says, "Thank you for being there for me. I know it wasn't easy. I'm sorry to leave you. I wish I could be there today to tell you happy birthday. I love you, Max! Love, Mom"
Since the dawn of humanity,
people have tried to communicate with the dead.
Though we offer no way to actually speak to a loved one who has passed away, we have figured out a way for the dead to send a message back from the grave.
Texting seems to be the preferred method of the younger generation, and the Baby Boomers are quickly catching on. All you have to do is agree to our terms, fill out an order form, and pay using PayPal. We will send you a numbered certificate. You will then make sure a trusted friend or loved one will mail a notarized death certificate to us upon your death. We realize your text destination may change. If it does, just send us the new phone number. Any change you ever make with your order will require your order number.
What we do for you
You purchase our service for $10 and complete the order form. When the time comes we send the requested text message at the appointed time. $5 from every purchase will be donated to charity.
What you get from us
You will receive confirmation of your order by U.S. mail. Included with your confirmation will be a Certificate of Guarantee and instructions for the estate trustee to be included with your estate planning documents.
Alternate Order Method
Another way to order, and this is not as popular, but will ensure your privacy. Mail us a sealed envelope with your message, order form, and payment. It will not be opened until a notarized death certificate is mailed to our office. Then we will open it and send your text. Although, we don't refund money, if you ever change your mind the still sealed envelope will be mailed back to you. You can then send us a new one.
Why would I use Dead Texting LLC?
It is a gift from You!
It would be easy to have a friend to text someone on August 31st five years after your death, but it wouldn't come on as strong. It might look cheap or cheesy. This is an actual gift from an actual company. Your order will be logged and delivered in a timely fashion with a byline saying you personally purchased this service. It will be a gift completely unparalleled by any other. A thousand dollar piece of jewelry wouldn't say as much as your own words.
Surprise.
This will definitely have a shocking effect on people, but in a good way. Imagine how you would feel if received a message from your loved one who had passed, say five years ago. No matter what you were doing at that moment in time, you would drop everything and remember the love you had for each other.
Confidentiality.
Maybe you have something to say to someone, you could just never say face to face, or while you were alive. Let us offer you that avenue. When you fill out the order form just write your message in the appropriate space and we will lock it away in our system. You will then be e-mailed an order number on a certificate. Although we don't refund money, if you ever wish to change your message we can do it. Nobody close to you will ever know your message until it is sent. We know this system is better than having a friend hold your secret. They will peek. Friends and family always do.
Your secret's safe with us. You have our guarantee. It is our business. We will deliver about any message. We realize there may be a few people out there who want to tell their exes what they really think. In the end, it will be our decision, so please, no profanity. We will not deliver suicide notes. Anything we deem to be criminal will be turned over the authorities. It is our faith in humanity which leads us to believe of all these messages will be ones which the receiver will appreciate and cherish like no gift they have ever received.
This site is dedicated to Sammy Hall and Lenny Ventimiglia; two guys we wish could send us a text today.
